YOUR UNPAID THERAPY, IN 5 MINUTES

You are not too much. You are not too loud. You are the friend who shows up — and this is for you, and the women who show up for you.

Drop one steamer on the floor, step in, and let the steam turn an ordinary shower into the kind of moment you’d normally need a glass of wine and your best friend for.

Six extra-strength steamers — each a five-minute reset for the queen you are.

Made for the late-night calls, the shared laughs, and the “you’ve got this” when she forgets her own worth.

WHAT’S INSIDE YOUR 6-PACK:

• 💜 Lavender — slow down
• 🍦 Vanilla — feel cosy
• 🌸 Rose — feel loved
• 🌱 Lemongrass — unwind
• 🍋 Citrus — lift you up
• 🌲 Eucalyptus & Menthol — a clear reset

Every scent is designed to turn an ordinary shower into a tiny act of self-care.

🛡️ THE “BESTIES DESERVE NICE THINGS” GUARANTEE

Use your first steamer.

If it doesn’t make the day measurably better — reply to your order email with one word:

“meh.”

Full refund. Keep the rest.

No forms.
No return shipping.
No awkward conversations.

💳 JUST $20.95 — $30

(Unpaid therapy, now in tablet form.)

Every purchase supports the Single Parent Project — helping single parents access food, housing, childcare and transportation.