FOR THE DAYS YOU ARE DONE

You are allowed to be over it. You are allowed to be tired. You are allowed to not give a single f*ck.

This is the shower for the days you are done. Drop one steamer on the floor, step in, and steam the whole day out — swear it out, let that sh*t go.

Six extra-strength steamers. Steam, swear, repeat.

The gag gift everyone actually wants — white elephant gold that beats another boring mug.

WHAT’S INSIDE YOUR 6-PACK:

• 🥥 Coconut — feel fresh as hell
• 🍦 Vanilla — find your calm
• 🫐 Berries — shake off the day
• 🍑 Peach — let it go
• 🍒 Cherry — because it’s not that deep
• 🥤 Soda Pop — a fizzy mood lift, just because

Six scents. Six moods. Zero f*cks given.

🛡️ THE “ZERO FUCKS GIVEN” GUARANTEE

Use your first steamer.

If it doesn’t make the day measurably better — reply to your order email with one word:

“meh.”

Full refund. Keep the rest.

No forms.
No return shipping.
No awkward conversations.

💳 JUST $20.95 — $30

(Cheaper than therapy. Funnier than a mug.)

Every purchase supports the Single Parent Project — helping single parents access food, housing, childcare and transportation.