YOU ARE NOT YOUR INBOX

You are not your deadlines. You are a person, not a productivity report — and this is the shower that helps you remember it.

Drop one steamer on the floor, step in, and for about 5 minutes the steam rises and the pressure falls.

Six extra-strength steamers — each a five-minute permission slip to log off and leave work behind.

The office gift that actually gets used: white elephant, Secret Santa, retirement, employee appreciation — sorted.

WHAT’S INSIDE YOUR 6-PACK:

• 🥥 Coconut — slow down
• 🍋 Citrus — find calm
• 🍊 Grapefruit — let go
• 🌱 Lemongrass — unwind
• 🍦 Vanilla — comfort
• 🌲 Eucalyptus & Menthol — switch off completely

Six scents. Six ways to switch off.

🛡️ THE “YOU ARE NOT YOUR INBOX” GUARANTEE

Use your first steamer.

If it doesn’t make the day measurably better — reply to your order email with one word:

“meh.”

Full refund. Keep the rest.

No forms.
No return shipping.
No awkward conversations.

💳 JUST $20.95 — $30

(Beats another mug. Every single time.)

Every purchase supports the Single Parent Project — helping single parents access food, housing, childcare and transportation.