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Shower Steamers | Steam the Fuck Out | Funny Series 12-Pack-

Shower Steamers | Steam the Fuck Out | Funny Series 12-Pack

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FOR THE DAYS YOU ARE DONE FOR $2.50 PER SPA SHOWER

You are allowed to be over it. You are allowed to be tired. You are allowed to not give a single fuck.

This is the shower for the days you are done. Drop one steamer on the floor, step in, and steam the whole day out — swear it out, let that shit go.

You'll receive 2 sets of 6 — twelve extra-strength steamers. Steam, swear, repeat.

The gag gift that will make people laugh! White elephant gold that beats another boring mug.

WHAT'S INSIDE YOUR 12-PACK:

🥥 Coconut — feel fresh as hell

🍦 Vanilla — find your calm

�ae Berries — shake off the day

🍑 Peach — let it go

🍒 Cherry — because it’s not that deep

🥤 Soda Pop — a fizzy mood lift, just because

Six scents. Six moods. Zero fucks given.

🛡️ THE “ZERO FUCKS GIVEN” GUARANTEE

Use your first steamer. If it doesn’t make the day measurably better — reply to your order email with one word: “meh.” Full refund. Keep the rest. No forms. No return shipping. No awkward conversations.

💳 JUST $30 — $40 (Cheaper than therapy. Funnier than a mug.)

Every purchase supports the Single Parent Project — helping single parents access food, housing, childcare and transportation.

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Shower Steamers | Steam the Fuck Out | Funny Series 12-Pack

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