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Aromatherapy Shower Steamers

Steam the Fuck Out

12 shower steamers in a gift ready box.
12 steamers · 6 scents, 6 sayings
From $1.66 a spa shower

Made by pharmacists. Trusted by 250,000+ Mesmos customers.

  • Twelve showers with names ruder than your group chat
  • Strong enough to fill a hot shower in seconds
  • No residue, no stains, no artificial dyes
  • Gift ready box, vegan and cruelty free

Buy 2, get 1 free on any steamers

It keeps going: 6 boxes, 2 free. Same set or a mix, the cheapest box is free. Free shipping over $50.

Want different sets? Pick any boxes, the same deal counts.

  • The Mom Reset$29.95
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  • 5-Minute Spa Reset$29.95
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  • Date Night, No Reservations$29.95
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  • Leave Work in the Steam$29.95
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  • Steam the Fuck Out$29.95
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  • For the Friend Who Shows Up$29.95
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  • Sleep Deeper Tonight$29.95
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  • A Thank-You They’ll Feel$29.95
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  • She Holds It All Together$29.95
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  • Power Down Like a Legend$29.95
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  • Main Character Energy$29.95
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  • Her 5-Minute Soft Reset$29.95
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  • Breathe Again$29.95
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Pick 3 and the cheapest is free

The free box comes off automatically in your cart on one-time orders.

SHIPS TOMORROW from the USA · free shipping over $50

Prefer it on repeat? Subscribe and save 10%
  • $26.95 a box, delivered every month
  • Skip, swap or cancel any time
  • One less thing to remember

  • 30 day money back
  • Arrives gift ready
  • Free shipping over $50

Make it the Bad Day Rescue Kit

For the day that was a lot

Nugs for the comfort bath, F-Bomb for the days that need a stronger word, and 12 shower steamers for every morning after.

Emotional Support Nugs: an open takeaway style box of six nugget bath bombs with a bottle of red bubble bath sauce, part of The Bad Day Rescue Kit
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DESCRIPTION

FOR THE DAYS YOU ARE DONE FOR $2.50 PER SPA SHOWER

You are allowed to be over it. You are allowed to be tired. You are allowed to not give a single fuck.

This is the shower for the days you are done. Drop one steamer on the floor, step in, and steam the whole day out — swear it out, let that shit go.

You'll receive 2 sets of 6 — twelve extra-strength steamers. Steam, swear, repeat.

The gag gift that will make people laugh! White elephant gold that beats another boring mug.

WHAT'S INSIDE YOUR 12-PACK:

🥥 Coconut — feel fresh as hell

🍦 Vanilla — find your calm

�ae Berries — shake off the day

🍑 Peach — let it go

🍒 Cherry — because it’s not that deep

🥤 Soda Pop — a fizzy mood lift, just because

Six scents. Six moods. Zero fucks given.

🛡️ THE “ZERO FUCKS GIVEN” GUARANTEE

Use your first steamer. If it doesn’t make the day measurably better — reply to your order email with one word: “meh.” Full refund. Keep the rest. No forms. No return shipping. No awkward conversations.

Every purchase supports the Single Parent Project — helping single parents access food, housing, childcare and transportation.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Your 5 minute reset

Turn an ordinary shower into five minutes of spa.

  • Set one on the shower floor and the steam fills the room with scent.
  • No bath, no booking, no cleanup. Just the shower you already take.
  • Twelve steamers, six scents, each one wrapped and gift ready.
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A shower steamer vs the other ways to unwind

The best reset is the one you'll do. This one happens in the shower you were already taking.

Shower steamers compared with a scented candle and a spa visit
FeatureShower steamersScented candleSpa visit
Fits into your normal day✓✓✕
Scent fills the space in seconds✓✕✓
Cost per reset$2.49Varies$85+
Nothing to light, plug in or book✓✕✕
Arrives as a gift✓✓✕
Ka, Mesmos mental health pharmacist, in a white coat, smiling in a pharmacy
Ka
Mental health pharmacist
Pey, Mesmos compounding pharmacist, in a white coat, smiling in a compounding lab
Pey
Compounding pharmacist

Meet the pharmacists behind Mesmos

Made by people who know a long day

We spend our days looking after other people, so we know how rare ten quiet minutes can be. We made Mesmos so anyone can have them, in the shower they already take.

The Mesmos Standard Every scent is tested in a hot shower before it earns a place in the box.

Over 250,000 Customers Love Mesmos

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See how they unwind.

Real reviews from real customers

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★★★★★These MESMOS shower steamers are really nice and relaxing. The smells are pleasant, not too strong, and make every shower feel calm and refreshing.JoeAmazon review
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★★★★★You are in for a treat!This set of shower steamers from MESMOS is totally a bit of spa specialness at home.InnanaAmazon review
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★★★★★So unique. I love all the different scents . Would make a great gift. They seem like good quality. Great assortment and easy to use.Audrey J.Amazon review
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★★★★★Very giftable dozen (6 scents, each twice), with positive and/or funny messages on each foil wrapper.GeorgeAmazon review
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★★★★★I was blown away the moment I opened the box of these MESMOS Shower Steamers. The scent is immediate and wonderfully strong in the best possible way.Amanda S.Amazon review

Customer reviews

Any last questions?

How do I use a shower steamer?

Set one on the shower floor or a ledge, out of the direct stream of water. As the water splashes it, it fizzes and the steam carries the scent around you. Close the door and turn the fan off for the first few minutes. One steamer per shower.

How long does one last?

The scent lasts up to about 5 minutes when it sits out of the direct spray. Under the full stream it goes much faster, which is why a tray helps.

Will it stain my shower?

No. They have no artificial dyes and rinse down the drain with no residue. If you ever get a mark, one email and we refund you.

Do they use essential oils?

Our steamers are fragranced rather than essential oil based. We made sure every scent is strong enough to fill a hot shower.

Will they arrive in one piece?

Yes. Every steamer is individually wrapped and sealed, so they arrive whole and stay fresh. If one ever arrives broken, email us and we will make it right.

Is the scent too strong?

Strong enough to fill a hot shower, but most customers call it pleasant rather than overpowering. If you like it softer, set it further from the water.

I don't have a bath. Will these work?

Yes. They are made for the shower, so you get the spa feeling without filling a tub.

How does Buy 2, Get 1 Free work?

Add any 3 boxes to your cart and the cheapest one comes off automatically. It repeats, so 6 boxes means 2 free. It applies to one-time orders, and you can mix any of our sets.

When will it arrive?

We ship the next business day from our US warehouse, and most orders arrive in 3 to 5 business days.

Can I send it straight to them?

Yes. Put their address at checkout. It arrives in a gift ready box with no prices on the packaging.

What if I do not love them?

Every order has a 30 day money back guarantee. Send one email to support@mesmos.co and we refund you.